Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Blonde Jokes

These are some hillarious dumb blonde jokes. hahahahha!!!!

I knew a blonde that was so
stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order..

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund..

she got locked in a grocery store and
starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home,she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.

Christian the Lion

This is soooooo cute!! this lion is so sweet!! sorry i can't quite figure out how to put the video on the blog so you don't have to go to the website to see the video. :) hahahaha